Sunday, July 31, 2005

DEATHWISH!

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot; who calls you
back when you hang up on him; who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead; who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats; who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "..that's her."

If u open this you HAVE to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life!!.. If i don't get this back i guess your not my friend, if you have a lot of love for someone.. copy and send this to your whole list and in five mins your true love will call or message you.

You have just been DEATHWISHED. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at approx. 1:42pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the most important time of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes to carry on the chain...and spare yourself the emotional stress. Be careful, (before you forward COPY AND PASTE, DO NOT JUST CLICK FORWARD).
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Hmmm. A few issues:
  1. "Something good will happen at approx. 1:42 pm tomorrow"? Wow, that's an extremely approximate, but specific time of the day, isn't it?
  2. "...it could be anywhere...". Yeah, wherever you choose to be at 1:42 pm.
  3. "...you will be cursed with relationship problems for the most important time of your life." Damn! So this means J Lo is gonna hate me when I chuck a rotten egg at her face...
  4. "Be careful, (before you forward COPY AND PASTE, DO NOT JUST CLICK FORWARD)". Aw, come on... we all know that clicking "Forward" instead of copying and pasting gives you terrible luck. What's more, you soon sprout antlers from the unlikliest of places. You also get annoyed by a sloshed leprechaun every night when you're trying to sleep (he sings Irish drinking songs... OFF KEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

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Thursday, July 28, 2005

Slow Dance

This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital.

It was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM.

SLOW DANCE



Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

Do you run through each day
On the fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call and say,"Hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift....
Thrown away.
Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.
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FORWARDED
E-MAILS ARE TRACKED TO OBTAIN THE TOTAL COUNT.

Dear All:

PLEASE pass this mail on to everyone you know -
even to those you don't know!

It is the request of a special girl who

will soon leave this world due to cancer.

This young girl has 6 months left to live, and as her dying wish,

She wanted to send a letter telling everyone to live

their life to the fullest, since she never will.

She'll never make it to prom, graduate from high

school, or get married and have a family of her own.

By you sending this to as many people as possible,

you can give her and her family a little hope,

because with every name that this is sent to,

The American Cancer Society

will donate 3 cents per name to her treatment and recovery plan.

One guy sent this to 500 people! So I know that we can

at least send it to 5 or 6 ---
(just think ,it could be you one day).
It's not even your money, just your time!

PLEASE PASS ON AS A LAST REQUEST
Dr. Dennis Shields, Professor

Department of Developmental and Molecular Biology
1300 Morris Park Avenue
Bronx, New York 10

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